The Pursuit of Love, Happiness and WHATEVA else I find.....: Unvailable/Old Men

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Follow along as my friends and I "search" for love and happiness! I have many girlfriends spread across the country who also have friends who may have an interesting story for me to share. No worries friends and our "boos" your names are safe... I won't tell, if YOU don't tell. Look at each post not to see if you know who I am talking 'bout but instead to grow and help us grow as the wonderful women we are.

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~Keisha~

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Unvailable/Old Men

Throughout my life, I’ve come to feel like I’m a magnet for old or unavailable or both men. Here is are my letters to them all.

Dear Old Men,

Thank you for appreciation of my young appearance but older spirit. I get it, I am a little old lady trapped in 20 year olds body (or by today’s standards some days I am probably more 12) but I’m not either of those. I need someone much more age appropriate. And my daddy is NOT age appropriate and you and he could be buddies. Unfortunately for you, I have a daddy, a handful uncles, and my grandfather didn’t die till I was about to graduate from college. All of these me took VERY good care of me. I’m don’t need a daddy or daddy figure to take care of me. I’m all the way covered in that department. Don’t get me wrong, the way my teacher’s salary with a shit load of student loans account looks some days, I totally wish I could do that sugar daddy thing. But. I. Can’t.

Sincerely,

I’m Too Young For You

Unless you look like Mr. Steal Your Grandma.

Dear Unavailable Men,

I have very few words for you. But I will start here. I will never get my happily ever after ruining someone else’s. Go home water your grass. I am absolutely positive that based on the fact that you are in my face and you are in a relationship, you can’t handle THIS grASS. So don’t waste your time. Go home and make your wife happy and take care of your home and stop embarrassing the one that puts up with yo shit. All dogs don’t go to heaven so get yo life right.

Sincerely,

You Can’t Touch This

Dear Old and Unavailable Men,

You are funny! I can’t do absolutely nothing with you. You old and broke (your wife is spending your coins.) Have several seats. Please see BOTH letters above. And DO BETTER!!!

Sincerely,

Shaking My Head At You