On a recent trip home to Martinsville (Hoodrat, VA), something happened along the way that took me back about 10 years. I found myself experiencing déjà vu in several ways. I also had my aunts rank my female cousins and myself on who is most likely to pop off at the mouth and flip the $@!% out: I came in at No. 2…ABOVE my sister!!! *BBM confused face*. I TOTALLY disagree with this ranking. These two situations made me think back on all the “hoodratthings I’ve done with friends” back in the day. One of my friends said that I am secretly country hood. Hmmmm...possibly...LOL! I thought I’d give you a couple of #hoodratthingswithfriends that came fresh to my mind this weekend. Enjoy!
Once upon a time, I was teenage girl with a fresh driver’s license doing all (well maybe not all) the things my mother told me not to do. All my #hoodratthingswithfriends stories I am going to share all occurred in places where my momma told me not to go...
One night, I was at a party talking to my boyfriend when his little ex cut in (without asking) and started dancing with him. My Gemini twin almost snatched that ponytail until I realized I was not about to actually fight this chick. Hey, I like to win and I don’t fight losing battles and this was definitely about to be a losing battle. I wasn’t on my turf, nor did I have any of my crew with me. I am not a fan of getting jumped...LOL #I'mjustsaying
Then another night I spent the night showing my a$$ in the street. You know, screaming in the street and nonsense like that. Same boyfriend, different girl. Every time I think of my a$$ off the main strip cursing men out at 17, I just giggle.
Now, I will admit the stories I shared aren’t THAT ridiculous, but are funny to recollect nonetheless. I do have a point besides for you to shake your head at me. Sometimes ladies, we need to pick our battles wisely and discern when we might need show our rachetness. Remember ladies, not everyone needs to see your crazy. Keep it classy. *blows kisses*
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